Readers are warned to be on the lookout for this individual. He pretends to be a doctor and enjoys making obscene remarks when doing so. His real name is 'Paul Rees' and should be regarded as dangerous. He hangs around with Spudgun 'snap your neck' Hardy. The exact nature of their relationship is not known, though their shared fondness for 'body art' has given rise to much speculation.
When Rees is not wearing dead animals on his head, he occupies a squalid basement, in which he invents obscenities and entertains delusions of adequacy:
Gentle Readers are warned NOT to approach this man; the police are well aware of his activities, so let them deal with him.
If he should be sighted wearing a coat over his head, instead of a dead animal, it means the press have run him to ground and he will shortly be starring in the ever-popular 'SICKO TROLL' section of the Sun.
Be careful out there!
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Update - we understand that the person wearing the dead animal is not, in fact, Rees the Troll, but an esteemed transgender porn actor who goes by the name of 'Buck Angel':
This blog apologises to Mr Angel for any offence caused to him by mistaking him for the grubby, ugly little deviant who spews obscenities daily on #mccann.
Is Paul's facial hair in the picture where he has a dead animal on his head his way of paying tribute to the Village People?
ReplyDeleteI think that the permanent headache he must have from dragging his head piece around with him all day, has made him bonkers.
ReplyDeleteThe pierced nipple is a nice touch.
ReplyDeleteNot exactly the Handsome Man of the Year, is he? He looks exactly what he is, something you would definitely not want to meet in a lighted street, let alone down a dark alley.
ReplyDeleteDo he and Spudgun 'Fairy soap' Hardy do a double act at the Pitchforkers' Arms karaoke?
ReplyDeleteChanneling the Village People to MACHO MAN?
That is not actually Paul Rees. He has chosen as his FB picture that of a well-known transgender porn star, who goes by the name of 'Buck Angel'. You may verify this by Google Images ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou don't really imagine that anyone tweeting as much libel as that would put his own pic out there do you?
Some of us didn't even know there WERE transgender porn stars...makes you wonder about Rees, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteNaturally, we apologise unreservedly to Mr Angel for any offence caused by associating him with a bottom-feeding, soap-dodger troll.